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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:A boy is in a prison cell with no windows and no doors: there are no holes in the ceiling or trapdoors in the floor, yet in the morning the jailers find him gone. How did he get out ?Through the doorway - there were no doors remember !
 
 


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