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| The criminal mastermind found one of his gang sawing the legs off his bed. "What are you doing that for?" demanded the c... more
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| 2. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| How do bank robbers send messages?By flee mail!... more
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| 3. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| What was the parrot doing in prison ?It was a jail-bird !... more
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| 4. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| A rapist, a gangster and a murderer are in the same car... Who is driving the car?A police officer!... more
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| 5. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day were led down to the room in which they would meet their... more
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| 6. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Judge: You claim you robbed the grocery store because you were starving. So why didnt you take the food instead of the c... more
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| 7. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Who is the strongest thief?A shoplifter.... more
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| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| When the school was broken into, the thieves took absolutely everything - desks, books, blackboards, everything apart fr... more
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| 9. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?One steals from the people, the other peals, from the steeple.... more
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| 10. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals?F.B.I.... more
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