| 1. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| An English prisoner of war was held by the Germans. The Englishman was shot all over the place, and okay until one day w... more
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| 2. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What stars go to jail?Shooting stars.... more
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| 3. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| "What makes you think the prisoner was drunk?" asked the judge. "Well, Your Honor," replied the arresting officer, "I sa... more
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| 4. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Burglar !Burglar who ?Burglars dont knock !... more
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| 5. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Fred: We had a burglary last night, and they took everything except the soap and towels. Harry: The dirty crooks.... more
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| 6. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Detective: Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.... more
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| 7. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Judge: Tell me your occupation. Prisoner; Im a locksmith, Your Honour. Judge: Then what were you doing in a jewellery sh... more
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| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards and all his fellow i... more
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| 9. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Why are burglars such good tennis players ?Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !... more
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| 10. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Detective: How did you get into counterfeiting?Criminal: I answered an ad that said, "Make money at home."... more
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