 |
|
|
|
|
Viewing Joke:
| | Category: | Clinton jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 337 | | | | Joke: | Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a "tragedy".One little boy stands up and offers "If my best friend who lives next door was playing in the street when a car came along and killed him, that would be a tragedy.""No," Clinton says, "That would be an ACCIDENT."A girl raises her hand. "If a school bus carrying fifty children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved... that would be a tragedy.""Im afraid not," explains Clinton. "That is what we would call a GREAT LOSS."The room is silent; none of the other children volunteer. "What?" asks Clinton, "Isnt there any one here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"Finally, a boy in the back raises his hand. In a timid voice, he says: "If an airplane carrying Bill & Hillary Clinton were blown up by a bomb, T HAT would be tragedy." "Wonderful!" Clinton beams. "Marvelous! And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?""Well," says the boy, "because it couldnt be an accident, and it certainly would be no great loss!" | | | |
|
|
More Clinton Jokes:
|
| 1. | Category: Clinton jokes  | | Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter?A: Jimmy Carter waited until after the inauguration to b... more
| | 2. | Category: Clinton jokes | | Q: How can you tell when Clinton is ready for battle [in Bosnia]?A: Hes got his jogging suit on.... more
| | 3. | Category: Clinton jokes | | Q: Why does the secret service guard Hillary so closely?A: Because if something happens to her, Bill becomes President!... more
| | 4. | Category: Clinton jokes | | Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year?A: Because they cant afford any... more
| | 5. | Category: Clinton jokes | | Q: What kind of neckwear does Hillary Clinton look best in?A: A noose.... more
| | 6. | Category: Clinton jokes | | Q: Whats Clinton doing to make Americans happy?A: If youve paid your tax bill and have enough money left to feed your fa... more
| | 7. | Category: Clinton jokes | | Q: Why were the Clintonites pushing the BTU Tax?A: Because they could spell it.... more
| | 8. | Category: Clinton jokes | | Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?A: Two--One to promise hell do it better than anyone else a... more
| | 9. | Category: Clinton jokes | | Q: Why did Clinton waffle on military action in Bosnia?A: His area of expertise is dodging armed conflict.... more
| | 10. | Category: Clinton jokes | | Q: Why did the IRS recently audit Bill Clinton? A: Because he filed as head of the household.... more
|
|
|
|
ShortJokes.com.au is packed with over 10,000 (yes Ten Thousand!) Funny Jokes
- Short Jokes
Fun Facts - Funny Facts - Random Facts
|
|  |
