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| Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men t... more
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| President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. "Who goes there?" inquired St. Peter. "Its me, Bill Clinton". "W... more
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| 3. | Category: Heaven and hell jokes |
| How do angels greet each other? They say, Halo.... more
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| 4. | Category: Heaven and hell jokes |
| Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said "Im sorry, gentlemen, but your mansions arent ready ye... more
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| 5. | Category: Heaven and hell jokes |
| One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her... more
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| 6. | Category: Heaven and hell jokes |
| Q. Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?A. Because if they all went, it would be Hell.... more
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| 7. | Category: Heaven and hell jokes |
| Morty the producer dies and goes to purgatory. The agent behind the counter says "So Morty, whats it gonna be Heaven or... more
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| A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them. Come with m... more
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| St Peter is standing at heavens gate when a man walks up."Welcome to heaven my son. What did you do with your life?""I w... more
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| Three men die and go to heaven and queue to meet St. Peter.St. Peter: Hi, whats your name?Paul: My name is Paul.St. Pete... more
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