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| ELF: Santa, one of the reindeer swallowed my pencil! What should I do? SANTA: Use a pen.... more
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| Doctor, Doctor, with all the excitement of Christmas I cant sleep.Try lying on the edge of your bed...youll soon drop of... more
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| What did the big cracker say to the little cracker ?My pop is bigger than yours !... more
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| Who is never hungry at Christmas ?The turkey - hes always stuffed !... more
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| What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ?Santa Claustrophobia !... more
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| What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?Its Christmas, Eve !... more
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| What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle.... more
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| Which of Santas reindeers needs to mind his manners the most? "Rude"olph... more
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| One time Father Christmas lost his underpants.Thats how he got the name Saint Knickerless!... more
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| What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. !... more
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