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| Father Christmas: How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?Gnome : Put a five pound note between his... more
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| Who is never hungry at Christmas ?The turkey - hes always stuffed !... more
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| Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?They both drop their needles !... more
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| I wouldnt say that Christmas gnomes are cross-eyed, but when they cry the tears run down their back!... more
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| What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?Black mail !... more
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| Did you hear about Draculas Christmas party ?It was a scream !... more
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| Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys?Because they soot him!... more
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| Whats Christmas called in England ?Yule Britannia !... more
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| Did you hear about the stupid turkey?It was looking forward to Christmas!... more
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| Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?Your teeth !... more
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