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| Father Christmas: Excuse me, but did I step on your toes on my way out to get an ice-cream?Lady: You certainly did!Fathe... more
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| Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer? Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.... more
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| Last years Christmas pudding was so awful I threw it in the ocean.Thats probably why the oceans full of currants!... more
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| Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?Your teeth !... more
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| Elf: My favourite film is about the man who casts spells in the middle of a swamp.Father Christmas: Thats called The Wiz... more
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| Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at the beach ?Because he didnt want to be recognised !... more
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| Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ?No you can have turkey like everyone else !... more
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| If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called? A subordinate claus.... more
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| What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective ?Santa Clues !... more
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| What bird has wings but cannot fly ?Roast turkey !... more
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