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| Dear Father Christmas, this Christmas could you please send me a yellow door.Yours, Sherlock HolmesWatson: So why do you... more
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| Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?Santa Clues.... more
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| Father Christmas lost his umbrella but he didnt get wet! Why not?Because it wasnt raining!... more
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| What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?Its Christmas, Eve !... more
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| What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?"Looks like rein dear"... more
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| Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ?No you can have turkey like everyone else !... more
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| I wouldnt say Christmas gnomes are ugly, But if beautys skin deep then they were was born inside out!... more
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| What does Father Christmas call that reindeer with no eyes?No-eyed-deer!... more
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| What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ?Santapplause !... more
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| Who made this Christmas pudding?Our chef. Hes a little green man who lives in a toadstool.What did he use to make it?Elf... more
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