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| What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?A pineapple !... more
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| What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?Grave-y !... more
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| Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden ?Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe... more
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| Father Christmas: All right, my good lady, my face is my ticket.Box office attendant: Then youd better watch out... ther... more
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| Whats Scrooges favourite Christmas game?Mean-opoly.... more
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| Why couldnt the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ?He had no body to go with !... more
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| How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ?Chick to chick !... more
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| What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ?Santapplause !... more
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| Doctor, Doctor, Father Christmas gives us oranges every Christmas. Now I think Im turning into an orange!Have you tried... more
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| What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ?Fancy a bite ?... more
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