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| What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?Crisp Cringle.... more
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| Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.... more
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| Ive had a slight accident with your sleigh, Father Christmas!Father Christmas: Oh no! That sleigh was in mint condition!... more
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| Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?Beacause a little water ends both of them !... more
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| What song do Father Christmas gnomes sing to him when he comes home cold on Christmas night?Freeze a jolly good fellow!... more
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| What does Father Christmas call his money ?Iced lolly ?... more
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| How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ?Chick to chick !... more
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| What does Santa say when he is sick? OH OH NO!... more
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| Whats fat and jolly and runs on eight wheels?Father Christmas on roller skates!... more
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| Why was Santas little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.... more
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