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| What do you get hanging from Father Christmas roof?Tired arms!... more
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| Father Christmas lost his umbrella but he didnt get wet! Why not?Because it wasnt raining!... more
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| Father Christmas: Whats your favourite Christmas story?Elf: The one where the three creatures are scared of the Big Bad... more
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| Who delievers cats Christmas presents ?Santa Paws !... more
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| My problem is that I keep stealing things when I go Christmas shopping. Can you give me something for it!Doctor: Try thi... more
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| What do you have in December that you dont have in any other month ?The letter "D" !... more
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| Father Christmas: How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?Gnome : Put a five pound note between his... more
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| What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?Grave-y !... more
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| Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?Beacause a little water ends both of them !... more
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| Whats Christmas called in England ?Yule Britannia !... more
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