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| Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?Santa Clues.... more
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| Why was Santas little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.... more
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| Ive had a slight accident with your sleigh, Father Christmas!Father Christmas: Oh no! That sleigh was in mint condition!... more
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| What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?"Looks like rein dear"... more
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| Dear Father Christmas, this Christmas could you please send me a yellow door.Yours, Sherlock HolmesWatson: So why do you... more
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| Father Christmas:I like the story about the girl who steals from the rich and gives it all to Granny.Elf: Thats Little R... more
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| Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.... more
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| What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?Platform shoes !... more
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| Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ?No you can have turkey like everyone else !... more
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| Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys?Because they soot him!... more
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