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| Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?Because they both have "Sandy claws" !... more
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| What was wrong with the boys brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas? Forty feet of track - all strai... more
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| Why is it so cold at Christmas?Its in Decembrrrrr.... more
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| What can Santa give away and still keep? A cold.... more
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| Once upon a time there was a little girl who wanted a kitten for Christmas. Her mother couldnt buy a kitten and parcel i... more
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| I remember when Father Christmas first passed his sleigh-driving test. He came skidding down in front of the toy factory... more
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| What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?A pineapple !... more
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| Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking Im a Christmas bell!Just take these pills - and, if they dont work, give me a ring!... more
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| What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ?Fancy a bite ?... more
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| What reindeer can jump higher than a house?They all can! Houses cant jump!... more
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