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| What does Father Christmas call that reindeer with no eyes?No-eyed-deer!... more
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| ELF NO. 1: What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve? ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone, sack time!!... more
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| Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?Because they both have "Sandy claws" !... more
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| Doctor, Doctor, Father Christmas gives us oranges every Christmas. Now I think Im turning into an orange!Have you tried... more
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| Doctor, Doctor, with all the excitement of Christmas I cant sleep.Try lying on the edge of your bed...youll soon drop of... more
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| Who delievers elephantss Christmas presents?Elephanta Claus !... more
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| Whats Scrooges favourite Christmas game?Mean-opoly.... more
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| What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?Grave-y !... more
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| Dear Father Christmas, could you please send me some Crocodile shoes!.Father Christmas: Cant do that one. He hasnt said... more
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| Father Christmas: All right, my good lady, my face is my ticket.Box office attendant: Then youd better watch out... ther... more
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