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Hair and bald jokes
Date Added: 11/10/2007
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1. A guy walks in to the Barbershop. Barber says, "What will it be today?" Guy says, "well I want it going with my waves on top, faded on one side, plug the other, and just make it all out of shape and messed up." Barber says, "Now why in the world do you want your hair cut like that."Guy says, "Thats how you cut it last time"
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5. Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg? Because he always uses a razor.
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6. A little girl climbed into her grandfathers lap and studied his white, balding head. She ran her fingers along the deep wrinkles and road mapped his face and neck. "Did god make you?", she asked. "yes" he answered. "did god makeme, to?" she wondered. "yes", he replied. "well, she shrugged, "dont you think hes doing a better job now than he used to?"
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7. Americas oldest lady was 115 years old today, and she hasnt got a grey hair on her head. How come? Shes completely bald.
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9. What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement ?Permanent waves !
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10. Customer: Why is my hairline receding?Barber: Its not. Your scalp is advancing.
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