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| Whats Christmas called in England ?Yule Britannia !... more
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| Whats fat and jolly and runs on eight wheels?Father Christmas on roller skates!... more
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| What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ?Thanks, Ill never part with it !... more
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| Who made this Christmas pudding?Our chef. Hes a little green man who lives in a toadstool.What did he use to make it?Elf... more
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| I wouldnt say that Christmas gnomes are cross-eyed, but when they cry the tears run down their back!... more
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| Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ?Santa Jaws !... more
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| Whats Tarzans favourite Christmas song?Jungle bells.... more
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| Elf: My favourite film is about the man who casts spells in the middle of a swamp.Father Christmas: Thats called The Wiz... more
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| Ive had a slight accident with your sleigh, Father Christmas!Father Christmas: Oh no! That sleigh was in mint condition!... more
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| What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?Grave-y !... more
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