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Category:Hair and bald jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:3 stars     
Views:1407
 
Joke:A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After the man received the full treatment - shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut, etc. - he placed the boy in the chair."Im goin to buy a green tie to wear for the parade," he said. "Ill be back in a few minutes."When the boys haircut was completed and the man still hadnt returned, the barber said, "Looks like your daddys forgotten all about you." "That wasnt my daddy," said the boy. "He just walked up, took me by the hand and said, Come on, son, were gonna get a free haircut!"
 
 


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