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| What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?A pineapple !... more
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| Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?Beacause a little water ends both of them !... more
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| What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ?Fancy a bite ?... more
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| What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ?Thanks, Ill never part with it !... more
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| Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking Im a Christmas bell!Just take these pills - and, if they dont work, give me a ring!... more
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| Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden ?Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe... more
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| Whats Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents ?Santa pause !... more
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| It was Christmas eve, and Santa was really busy making his list and checking it twice, when there came a knock at the do... more
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| Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?Your teeth !... more
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| Whats Christmas called in England ?Yule Britannia !... more
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