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| Can I have a broken drum for Christmas?The best thing you could have asked for. You cant beat it!... more
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| Why does Santas sled get such good mileage? Because it has long-distance runners on each side.... more
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| Dear Father Christmas, could you please send me some Crocodile shoes!.Father Christmas: Cant do that one. He hasnt said... more
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| Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?Santa Clues.... more
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| 5. | Category: Christmas jokes  |
| Why was Santas little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.... more
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| 6. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ?Santa Claustrophobia !... more
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| 7. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?Beacause a little water ends both of them !... more
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| Why couldnt the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ?He had no body to go with !... more
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| Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking Im a Christmas bell!Just take these pills - and, if they dont work, give me a ring!... more
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| JUDY: What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus? MIKE: Well have a boo Christmas without you.... more
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