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| Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?They both drop their needles !... more
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| What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ?Fancy a bite ?... more
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| A rabbits favourite Christmas song?Lettuce with a gladsome mind... more
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| Did you hear that one of Santas reindeer now works for Proctor and Gamble? Its true....Comet cleans sinks!... more
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| What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?Crisp Cringle.... more
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| Someone bought Scrooge a clock for Christmas. He put it straight in the bank.Why did he do that?He was trying to save ti... more
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| What do you get hanging from Father Christmas roof?Tired arms!... more
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| How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ?A merry Christmas to ewe... more
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| Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?Because they both have "Sandy claws" !... more
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| One time Father Christmas lost his underpants.Thats how he got the name Saint Knickerless!... more
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