A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks. "I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum." The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes the client asks in garbled speech. "And what if I swallow it?" "No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does."

1. Look at that bald man over there. Its the first time Ive seen a parting with ears.

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2. What should you buy if your hair falls out ?A good vacuum cleaner !

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3. A woman was cutting her husbands thinning hair, when their teenage son arrived home looking for a snack. She ofered a kiwifruit and tried to tempt him with its nutritious qualities. "It has more vitamin C than an orange," she remarked. "And more hair than Dad," added their son.

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4. Customer: Why doesnt my hairline look good?Barber: Its on the same old head.

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5. Why did the bald man go outside ?To get some fresh hair !

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6. If the Pilgrims came over on the Mayflower, how did the barbers arrive?On clipper ships.

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7. How can you avoid falling hair?Get out of the way.

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8. The Sunday School teacher asked if any of the childrens parents had quoted from the Bible in the past week. Little Timmy paused, but then spoke up, "My daddy doesnt have any hair on his head. Daddy says that God put hair on everything that he was ashamed of."

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9. Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg? Because he always uses a razor.

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10. A guy admired the hair of three girls. He walked by one and asked, "Howd you get such lovely blonde hair" Taking her hand and gently running it through her hair, the girl answered, "Its natural." The guy walked by the second girl and asked, "Howd you get such pretty brown hair?" Fluffing her hair, the second girl said, "Its natural." Finally the guy approached the third girl and asked, "Howd you get such cool green hair?" Taking her hand and rubbing it up past her nose, then skimming it through the hair, she said, "Its natural."

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