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| Father Christmas lost his umbrella but he didnt get wet! Why not?Because it wasnt raining!... more
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| What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ?Santa Claustrophobia !... more
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| Did you hear that one of Santas reindeer now works for Proctor and Gamble? Its true....Comet cleans sinks!... more
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| Someone bought Scrooge a clock for Christmas. He put it straight in the bank.Why did he do that?He was trying to save ti... more
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| Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition.Now thats what you call pot luck !... more
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| Father Christmas: Whats your favourite Christmas story?Elf: The one where the three creatures are scared of the Big Bad... more
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| Father Christmas: Excuse me, but did I step on your toes on my way out to get an ice-cream?Lady: You certainly did!Fathe... more
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| Which of Santas reindeers needs to mind his manners the most? "Rude"olph... more
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| ELF: Santa, one of the reindeer swallowed my pencil! What should I do? SANTA: Use a pen.... more
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| Father Christmas: Whats your favourite Christmas story?Elf: The one about the ghost that steals porridge!Father Christma... more
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