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| Ive had a slight accident with your sleigh, Father Christmas!Father Christmas: Oh no! That sleigh was in mint condition!... more
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| Why couldnt the butterfly go to the Chistmas ball ?It was a moth ball !... more
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| What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle.... more
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| "Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?" "He said it was too tight."... more
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| How to cats greet each other at Christmas ?"A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !... more
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| Father Christmas:I like the story about the girl who steals from the rich and gives it all to Granny.Elf: Thats Little R... more
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| What song do Father Christmas gnomes sing to him when he comes home cold on Christmas night?Freeze a jolly good fellow!... more
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| What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?Black mail !... more
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| Whats the most popular wine at Christmas?"I dont like sprouts!"... more
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| What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?A pineapple !... more
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