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| Did you hear about the stupid turkey?It was looking forward to Christmas!... more
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| Father Christmas: How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?Gnome : Put a five pound note between his... more
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| I wouldnt say Christmas gnomes are small.But they used to be lumberjacks on a mushroom farm!... more
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| Who made this Christmas pudding?Our chef. Hes a little green man who lives in a toadstool.What did he use to make it?Elf... more
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| What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?Black mail !... more
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| Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?Santa Clues.... more
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| Elf: My favourite film is about the man who casts spells in the middle of a swamp.Father Christmas: Thats called The Wiz... more
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| Someone bought Scrooge a clock for Christmas. He put it straight in the bank.Why did he do that?He was trying to save ti... more
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| A rabbits favourite Christmas song?Lettuce with a gladsome mind... more
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| Father Christmas: Whats your favourite Christmas story?Elf: The one where the three creatures are scared of the Big Bad... more
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