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| I wouldnt say that Christmas gnomes are cross-eyed, but when they cry the tears run down their back!... more
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| Why was Santas little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.... more
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| Dear Father Christmas, could you please send me some Crocodile shoes!.Father Christmas: Cant do that one. He hasnt said... more
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| A football supporters favourite Christmas song?Yule never walk alone... more
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| Who delievers cats Christmas presents ?Santa Paws !... more
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| Father Christmas: Whats your favourite Christmas story?Elf: The one where the three creatures are scared of the Big Bad... more
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| Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition.Now thats what you call pot luck !... more
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| Elf: My favourite film is about the man who casts spells in the middle of a swamp.Father Christmas: Thats called The Wiz... more
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| What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?Black mail !... more
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| What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle.... more
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