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| Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.... more
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| Once upon a time there was a little girl who wanted a kitten for Christmas. Her mother couldnt buy a kitten and parcel i... more
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| ELF: Santa, one of the reindeer swallowed my pencil! What should I do? SANTA: Use a pen.... more
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| Elf: My favourite film is about the man who casts spells in the middle of a swamp.Father Christmas: Thats called The Wiz... more
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| Who sings "Love me tender", and makes Christmas toys? Santas little Elvis.... more
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| Did you hear that one of Santas reindeer now works for Proctor and Gamble? Its true....Comet cleans sinks!... more
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| I wouldnt say Christmas gnomes are small.But they used to be lumberjacks on a mushroom farm!... more
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| Dear Father Christmas, this Christmas could you please send me a yellow door.Yours, Sherlock HolmesWatson: So why do you... more
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| Father Christmas: How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?Gnome : Put a five pound note between his... more
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| Why are Father Christmas reindeer like a cricket match?Because theyre both stopped by the rein.... more
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