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| What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ?Best vicious of the season... more
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| Whats Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents ?Santa pause !... more
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| Whats a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment ?A phantomime !... more
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| Doctor, Doctor, Father Christmas gives us oranges every Christmas. Now I think Im turning into an orange!Have you tried... more
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| How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad!... more
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| Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?Because they both have "Sandy claws" !... more
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| A football supporters favourite Christmas song?Yule never walk alone... more
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| Elf: My favourite film is about the man who casts spells in the middle of a swamp.Father Christmas: Thats called The Wiz... more
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| What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?A pineapple !... more
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| How does Santa Claus take pictures? With his North Pole-aroid.... more
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