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| Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ?No you can have turkey like everyone else !... more
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| What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?Platform shoes !... more
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| What song do Father Christmas gnomes sing to him when he comes home cold on Christmas night?Freeze a jolly good fellow!... more
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| What do you have in December that you dont have in any other month ?The letter "D" !... more
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| What did the big cracker say to the little cracker ?My pop is bigger than yours !... more
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| A group of mountain climbers once heard Father Christmas go past.They must have had sharp ears!They were mountain-ears!... more
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| How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ?Chick to chick !... more
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| Father Christmas: Whats your favourite Christmas story?Elf: The one where the three creatures are scared of the Big Bad... more
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| Why is it so cold at Christmas?Its in Decembrrrrr.... more
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| What game do reindeer play in their stalls?Stable-tennis!... more
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