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| What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. !... more
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| Last years Christmas pudding was so awful I threw it in the ocean.Thats probably why the oceans full of currants!... more
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| Why was Santas little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.... more
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| Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?Because they both have "Sandy claws" !... more
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| What does Father Christmas call his money ?Iced lolly ?... more
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| Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden ?Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe... more
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| Father Christmas: Whats your favourite Christmas story?Elf: The one where the three creatures are scared of the Big Bad... more
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| Father Christmas:I like the story about the girl who steals from the rich and gives it all to Granny.Elf: Thats Little R... more
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| What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ?Santapplause !... more
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| Whats Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents ?Santa pause !... more
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