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| Father Christmas: Whats your favourite Christmas story?Elf: The one about the ghost that steals porridge!Father Christma... more
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| ELF: Santa, one of the reindeer swallowed my pencil! What should I do? SANTA: Use a pen.... more
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| Whats a hairdresserss favourite Christmas song?Oh comb all ye faithful... more
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| Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden ?Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe... more
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| Why are Father Christmas reindeer like a cricket match?Because theyre both stopped by the rein.... more
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| Can I have a broken drum for Christmas?The best thing you could have asked for. You cant beat it!... more
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| Why was Santas little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.... more
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| Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer? Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.... more
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| What was wrong with the boys brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas? Forty feet of track - all strai... more
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| A group of mountain climbers once heard Father Christmas go past.They must have had sharp ears!They were mountain-ears!... more
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