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| What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?Platform shoes !... more
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| I remember when Father Christmas first passed his sleigh-driving test. He came skidding down in front of the toy factory... more
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| ELF: Santa, one of the reindeer swallowed my pencil! What should I do? SANTA: Use a pen.... more
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| Why is it so cold at Christmas?Its in Decembrrrrr.... more
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| A rabbits favourite Christmas song?Lettuce with a gladsome mind... more
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| What happens to you at Christmas ?Yule be happy !... more
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| Father Christmas: Whats your favourite Christmas story?Elf: The one about the ghost that steals porridge!Father Christma... more
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| What song do Father Christmas gnomes sing to him when he comes home cold on Christmas night?Freeze a jolly good fellow!... more
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| Who delievers elephantss Christmas presents?Elephanta Claus !... more
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| Father Christmas lost his umbrella but he didnt get wet! Why not?Because it wasnt raining!... more
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