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| What do you have in December that you dont have in any other month ?The letter "D" !... more
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| What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?Platform shoes !... more
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| Last years Christmas pudding was so awful I threw it in the ocean.Thats probably why the oceans full of currants!... more
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| What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.... more
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| Father Christmas: Excuse me, but did I step on your toes on my way out to get an ice-cream?Lady: You certainly did!Fathe... more
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| Why does Santas sled get such good mileage? Because it has long-distance runners on each side.... more
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| Father Christmas:I like the story about the girl who steals from the rich and gives it all to Granny.Elf: Thats Little R... more
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| What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle.... more
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| Whats Scrooges favourite Christmas game?Mean-opoly.... more
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| Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden ?Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe... more
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