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| Father Christmas: How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?Gnome : Put a five pound note between his... more
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| Whats the most popular wine at Christmas?"I dont like sprouts!"... more
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| Dear Father Christmas, could you please send me some Crocodile shoes!.Father Christmas: Cant do that one. He hasnt said... more
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| Who sings "Love me tender", and makes Christmas toys? Santas little Elvis.... more
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| How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ?A merry Christmas to ewe... more
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| Did you hear about the stupid turkey?It was looking forward to Christmas!... more
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| Did you hear that one of Santas reindeer now works for Proctor and Gamble? Its true....Comet cleans sinks!... more
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| Why couldnt the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ?He had no body to go with !... more
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| Can I have a broken drum for Christmas?The best thing you could have asked for. You cant beat it!... more
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| Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?Because they both have "Sandy claws" !... more
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