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| Whats Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents ?Santa pause !... more
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| Who made this Christmas pudding?Our chef. Hes a little green man who lives in a toadstool.What did he use to make it?Elf... more
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| Dear Father Christmas, could you please send me some Crocodile shoes!.Father Christmas: Cant do that one. He hasnt said... more
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| Once upon a time there was a little girl who wanted a kitten for Christmas. Her mother couldnt buy a kitten and parcel i... more
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| Did you hear about the stupid turkey?It was looking forward to Christmas!... more
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| How do you make a slow reindeer fast ?Dont feed it !... more
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| What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ?Santapplause !... more
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| What did the big cracker say to the little cracker ?My pop is bigger than yours !... more
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| Why was Santas little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.... more
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| JUDY: What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus? MIKE: Well have a boo Christmas without you.... more
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