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| What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ?Best vicious of the season... more
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| Last years Christmas pudding was so awful I threw it in the ocean.Thats probably why the oceans full of currants!... more
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| What do you have in December that you dont have in any other month ?The letter "D" !... more
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| Whats the most popular wine at Christmas?"I dont like sprouts!"... more
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| What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective ?Santa Clues !... more
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| Why does Santas sled get such good mileage? Because it has long-distance runners on each side.... more
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| What reindeer can jump higher than a house?They all can! Houses cant jump!... more
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| What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?Crisp Cringle.... more
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| Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys?Because they soot him!... more
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| Did you hear about the stupid turkey?It was looking forward to Christmas!... more
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