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| Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?Beacause a little water ends both of them !... more
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| What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?Black mail !... more
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| How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ?Chick to chick !... more
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| What bird has wings but cannot fly ?Roast turkey !... more
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| Who sings "Love me tender", and makes Christmas toys? Santas little Elvis.... more
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| How to cats greet each other at Christmas ?"A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !... more
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| Did you hear about the stupid turkey?It was looking forward to Christmas!... more
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| What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ?Thanks, Ill never part with it !... more
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| How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ?Stacks !... more
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| Father Christmas lost his umbrella but he didnt get wet! Why not?Because it wasnt raining!... more
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