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| A group of mountain climbers once heard Father Christmas go past.They must have had sharp ears!They were mountain-ears!... more
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| Father Christmas: Whats your favourite Christmas story?Elf: The one where the three creatures are scared of the Big Bad... more
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| Can I have a broken drum for Christmas?The best thing you could have asked for. You cant beat it!... more
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| Whats a hairdresserss favourite Christmas song?Oh comb all ye faithful... more
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| Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?They both drop their needles !... more
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| Did you hear about Draculas Christmas party ?It was a scream !... more
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| Which of Santas reindeers needs to mind his manners the most? "Rude"olph... more
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| A football supporters favourite Christmas song?Yule never walk alone... more
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| I wouldnt say that Christmas gnomes are cross-eyed, but when they cry the tears run down their back!... more
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| What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?Platform shoes !... more
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