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| I wouldnt say that Christmas gnomes are cross-eyed, but when they cry the tears run down their back!... more
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| Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?Santa Clues.... more
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| Dear Father Christmas, this Christmas could you please send me a yellow door.Yours, Sherlock HolmesWatson: So why do you... more
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| Father Christmas: Whats your favourite Christmas story?Elf: The one where the three creatures are scared of the Big Bad... more
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| Can I have a broken drum for Christmas?The best thing you could have asked for. You cant beat it!... more
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| Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?Beacause a little water ends both of them !... more
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| Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ?Santa Jaws !... more
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| How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ?Chick to chick !... more
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| Doctor, Doctor, with all the excitement of Christmas I cant sleep.Try lying on the edge of your bed...youll soon drop of... more
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| What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle.... more
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