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| Father Christmas: I thought I asked you to go out there and clear the snow!Im on my way, Father Christmas.Father Christm... more
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| ELF: Santa, one of the reindeer swallowed my pencil! What should I do? SANTA: Use a pen.... more
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| Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?Because they both have "Sandy claws" !... more
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| Whats Tarzans favourite Christmas song?Jungle bells.... more
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| A football supporters favourite Christmas song?Yule never walk alone... more
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| What does Santa say when he is sick? OH OH NO!... more
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| What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ?Fancy a bite ?... more
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| What reindeer can jump higher than a house?They all can! Houses cant jump!... more
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| Ive had a slight accident with your sleigh, Father Christmas!Father Christmas: Oh no! That sleigh was in mint condition!... more
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| How long does it take to burn a candle down ?About a wick !... more
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