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| My problem is that I keep stealing things when I go Christmas shopping. Can you give me something for it!Doctor: Try thi... more
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| Doctor, Doctor, Father Christmas gives us oranges every Christmas. Now I think Im turning into an orange!Have you tried... more
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| Did you hear that one of Santas reindeer now works for Proctor and Gamble? Its true....Comet cleans sinks!... more
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| 4. | Category: Christmas jokes  |
| Who sings "Love me tender", and makes Christmas toys? Santas little Elvis.... more
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| Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at the beach ?Because he didnt want to be recognised !... more
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| 6. | Category: Christmas jokes  |
| Why was Santas little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.... more
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| 7. | Category: Christmas jokes  |
| What is the cows holiday greeting? Mooooory Christmas!... more
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| Why couldnt the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ?He had no body to go with !... more
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| Father Christmas: How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?Gnome : Put a five pound note between his... more
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| What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ?Fancy a bite ?... more
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