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| What bird has wings but cannot fly ?Roast turkey !... more
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| Father Christmas: All right, my good lady, my face is my ticket.Box office attendant: Then youd better watch out... ther... more
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| What game do reindeer play in their stalls?Stable-tennis!... more
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| What do gnomes fear most about Christmas?Theyre afraid Father Christmas will give them the sack!... more
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| What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas? It was wound up already.... more
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| What is the cows holiday greeting? Mooooory Christmas!... more
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| What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ?Santapplause !... more
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| ELF: Santa, one of the reindeer swallowed my pencil! What should I do? SANTA: Use a pen.... more
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| Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you cant tell me why he does that... more
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| How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ?A merry Christmas to ewe... more
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