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| A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and says, "Im a Martian... more
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| Why did God invent economists?So accountants could have someone to laugh at.... more
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| There are three kinds of accountants in the world.Those who can count and those who cant.... more
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| Whats the definition of an accountant?Someone who solves a problem you didnt know you had in a way you dont understand.... more
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| An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just cant get to sleep at night.""Ha... more
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| A young accountant spends a week at his new office with the retiring accountant he is replacing. Each and every morning... more
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| A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His friend asks, "Didnt your company hir... more
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| Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more
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| Who was the first accountant?Adam. He got interested in figures, turned the first leaf, made the first entry, lost inter... more
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| The accountant had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl w... more
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