| 1. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Q: What do you call a cat who eats lemons? - A: A sourpuss!... more
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| 2. | Category: Cat jokes |
| Q: Why couldnt the cat speak?A: The dog taped his mouth.... more
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| 3. | Category: Cat jokes |
| Teacher: Name four members of the cat familyPupil: Daddy cat, mummy cat and two kittens !... more
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| 4. | Category: Cat jokes |
| If a cat won an Oscar, what would he get? An a-cat-emy award.... more
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| 5. | Category: Cat jokes |
| What did the cat do when he swallowed some cheese ?He waited by the mouse hole with baited breath !... more
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| 6. | Category: Cat jokes |
| Q: What did the female cat say to the male cat? - A: Youre the purrfect cat for me!... more
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| 7. | Category: Cat jokes |
| Q: What do you call a cat whos joined the Red Cross? - A: A first-aid kit!... more
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| 8. | Category: Cat jokes |
| Q: What do you call it when a cat bites? - A: Catnip!... more
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| 9. | Category: Cat jokes |
| What do cat actors say on stage ?Tabby or not tabby !... more
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| 10. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim ?An octopuss !... more
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