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| When you call a dog, they usually come to you.When you call a cat; they take a message.... more
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| 2. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| What looks like half a cat ?The other half !... more
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| 3. | Category: Cat jokes |
| Why is a crazy marmalade cat like a biscuit ?They are both ginger nuts !... more
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| 4. | Category: Cat jokes |
| Why did the cat join the Red Cross ?Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !... more
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| 5. | Category: Cat jokes |
| What is another way to describe a cat ?A heat seeking missile !... more
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| 6. | Category: Cat jokes |
| Q: What did the female cat say to the male cat? - A: Youre the purrfect cat for me!... more
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| 7. | Category: Cat jokes |
| Q: Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens? - A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.... more
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| 8. | Category: Cat jokes |
| What is a black cats favourite TV show ?Miami Mice !... more
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| 9. | Category: Cat jokes |
| What is cleverer than a talking cat ?A spelling bee !... more
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| 10. | Category: Cat jokes |
| How do cats eat spaghetti ?The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!... more
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