| 1. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| "Doctor," said the patient, "I need help! I cant stop acting like a cat!""How long have you had this problem?" the docto... more
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| 2. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Q: Why couldnt the cat speak?A: The dog taped his mouth.... more
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| 3. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| A guy walks into a laundry run by cats. "Excuse me", he said tothe cat in charge, "Can you get milk stains out?" "Sure,"... more
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| 4. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| On what should you mount a statue of your cat ?A caterpillar !... more
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| 5. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out. How many were left ?None. They were all copy cats !... more
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| 6. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Q: What do you call it when a cat bites? - A: Catnip!... more
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| 7. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Q: Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse? - A: Catch.... more
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| 8. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| How do you know if you cats got a bad cold ?He has cat-arrh !... more
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| 9. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| What is cleverer than a talking cat ?A spelling bee !... more
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| 10. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Why was the cat so small ?Because it only ate condensed milk !... more
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