| 1. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Q: Why couldnt the cat speak?A: The dog taped his mouth.... more
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| 2. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| What is the cats favourite TV show ?The evening mews !... more
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| 3. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| On what should you mount a statue of your cat ?A caterpillar !... more
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| 4. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Q: What did the female cat say to the male cat? - A: Youre the purrfect cat for me!... more
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| 5. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| What does a cat call a bowl of mice ?A purrfect meal !... more
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| 6. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Q: Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens? - A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.... more
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| 7. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?She had mittens !... more
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| 8. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| If a cat won an Oscar, what would he get? An a-cat-emy award.... more
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| 9. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| How is cat food sold ?Usually purr can !... more
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| 10. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| When is it unlucky to see a black cat ?When your a mouse !... more
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