A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... They must be Gods! A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... I must be a God!
More Cat Jokes:
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Category: Cat jokes
Q: What do cats like to eat on a hot day? - A: Mice cream... more
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Q: Whats a cats favorite food? - A: Petatoes!... more
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Why is a crazy marmalade cat like a biscuit ?They are both ginger nuts !... more
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Which big cat should you never play cards with ? A cheetah !... more
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Q: How do cats buy things? - A: From a cat-alogue!... more
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree ?A cat-a-logue !... more
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Q: Why do cats eat fur balls? - A: Because they love a good gag!... more
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What do cat actors say on stage ?Tabby or not tabby !... more
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Q: Whats every cats favorite song? - A: Three Blind Mice!... more
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Category: Cat jokes
Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ?Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !... more
