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| What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ?A sourpuss !... more
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| A guy walks into a laundry run by cats. "Excuse me", he said tothe cat in charge, "Can you get milk stains out?" "Sure,"... more
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| How do you know if you cats got a bad cold ?He has cat-arrh !... more
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| 4. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Why do cats chase birds ?For a lark !... more
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| 5. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Why did the cat join the Red Cross ?Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !... more
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| 6. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| What did the cat do when he swallowed some cheese ?He waited by the mouse hole with baited breath !... more
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| 7. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| What is a black cats favourite TV show ?Miami Mice !... more
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| 8. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| When you call a dog, they usually come to you.When you call a cat; they take a message.... more
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| 9. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Q: Why couldnt the cat speak?A: The dog taped his mouth.... more
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| 10. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Q: What did the female cat say to the male cat? - A: Youre the purrfect cat for me!... more
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