| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A San Francisco motorist following a taillight in a dense fog crashed into the car ahead of him when it stopped suddenly... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Why are you driving on the sidewalk?Motorist: Its too dangerous on the street.... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hells Angels bikers walked in. The first walked up to the old m... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A man is driving along in the Irish countryside, when he comes to a petrol station, since hes in need of petrol, the man... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What is a banged-up used car?A car in first-crash condition.... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| One day a guy was driving with his 4-year-old daughterand beeped his car horn by mistake.She turned and looked at him fo... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Did you ever see a country boy in New York whistle for a cab? He puts two fingers in his mouth and hollers, "Taxi!"... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Didnt you see that stop sign?Driver: I keep my eyes closed in traffic.... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car ?Because shed never be able to learn the language... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Why did you stop your car, get out, and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?Motorist: The light just turned y... more
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