Q. What did the salt say to the pepper?A. Hey Baby, whats SHAKING!

1. What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef? A humburger.

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2. At a dinner party, one of the guests, an obnoxiously loud young man, tried to make clever remarks about everyone and everything.When he was served a piece of meat, he picked it up with his fork, held it up and smirked: Is this pig?Another guest, sitting opposite, asked quietly: Which end of the fork are you referring to?

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3. Whats the difference between a biscuit and a monster? You can dip a biscuit in your tea, but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

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4. At a party, a conjurer was producing egg after egg from a little boys ear. "There!" he said proudly. "I bet your Mum cant produce eggs without hens, can she?" "Oh yes, she can," said the boy. "She keeps ducks."

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5. Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun? Because she had her nose in a hamburger.

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6. Why did the biscuit cry? Because its mother had been a wafer so long.

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7. Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking Im a slice of bread. Doctor: Youve got to stop loafing around.

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8. Knock KnockWhos there !Bacon !Bacon who ?Bacon a cake for your birthday !

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9. Q. What did the salt say to the pepper?A. Hey Baby, whats SHAKING!

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10. I went to see my doctor to see if he could help me give up smoking. What did he say? He suggested that every time I felt like a smoke I should reach for a bar of chocolate. Did that do any good? No - I cant get the chocolate to light.

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